So we moved into a house this week. I'm a homeowner. Bask in my glory.

Some quick notes about our first two days here:

1. Movers' lingo for grabbing something by the edge is cuff it.
2. Air conditioning vents on the wall by the toilet make for chilly toes.
3. I need to buy lawn care equipment. And all manner of other effluvia.
4. Few things taste better than new-homeowner-just-moved-in pizza, even if it was ridiculously overpriced. Except beer, I imagine.
5. Who would have thought an 85 year old woman would have cable telephone?