There's Nothing Like a Good Vacation
KRISTEN RADTKE writes:
My deltoids are stiff and bandaged with skateboarding dinosaurs from this morning’s immunizations. (Influenza on the left, Hepatitis A on the right.) I’m amazed by their scaly agility and prehistoric skill as they flip over ramps—in helmets, of course—whilst providing the necessary cushion for my pin-prick wounds.
The rest of the medicines required to maintain a rock-solid immune system while traveling are fortunately taken orally, which my needle queasiness appreciates greatly, and the pharmacy is stocked with capsules that help ward off malaria, typhoid fever, and stomach bugs. Oh, the miracles of modern medicine.
I’m nothing short of elated to embark on travels that take me far past the confines of the #72 North Avenue bus and sardine-style Blue Line subway cars brimming with early-morning Red Eye readers. My longing for travel has intensified over the past year, as the familiar city streets of Chicago seemed to shrivel into those of a small Midwestern town beneath my feet.
My wanderlust could no longer be contained within the glossy photographs of National Geographic, and sometimes when I rolled over in bed I could hear my unstamped passport begging for international ink under a thick layer of dust in my nightstand’s sock drawer. I’m sure ancient Mayan ruins, hot springs, and jungles will serve as much better company than fuchsia leg warmers and fuzzy slippers.
My bookishness and dislike of treadmills sometimes leaves me winded after a particularly steep flight of stairs, so I’m hoping that I’ll be so overcome by the beauty of Honduras that I’ll master the rugged terrain as my body surges with a newfound physical strength akin to that of the dinosaurs on my purple Band-Aids. I suppose I could have upped my exercise regime, but I’ve been too transfixed by a crop of new books to tear myself from their fresh-smelling pages (particularly the languid travel essays of Mary Morris, which make me want to drop out of school and travel the world solo with every feminist bone in my body). Maybe new tennis shoes will do the trick.


















