LAUREN BROSROWITZ writes: As we approached the Iglesia de San Francisco (the church of Saint Francis), which is the most visited church in Lima, Peru, I was sort of unenthusiastic. I wasn't raised Catholic, or Christian for that matter, and my parents never enforced religion upon me, hence my pagan, agnostic ideologies. I'm that person who sprints through the Chicago Art Institute's labrynth of Virgin Mary paintings and the Holy Trinity in search of contemporary work. Morbid images of Jesus Christ and dead disciples don't inspire or interest me. As I got out of the taxi and prepared for our group tour, I tried to remember the last time I got dressed up to go into a church but I couldn't conjure up a date.
In the corridor we waited for our tour guide and stared expressionlessly at a giant three dimensional crucified Jesus that was hanging off the wall. I saw a bunch of little white balls blowing in the corner and jumped saying, "Those are little spider eggs!" But Elio, my professor, looked closer and laughed. "That's popcorn," he said. I sighed and went to sit on Krista's lap to give her a noogie, feeling it very appropriate. Shortly after we began our high-speed tour through the 1674 church.
Once we got to the giant rooms where my voice seemed to echo for miles, I suddenly felt this intense rush of energy. I was absorbing hundreds of years of history at that very moment. My apathy turned to interest and my sacrilegious swears about how corrupt religion is faded while I stared at sculptures of men and women with parted lips and eyes with no pupils. The smell of mold and urine filled the halls and my imagination ran wild as I wondered about the origin of the latter.
Eventually after our tour guide realized we were sneaking photographs in the church, his patience with our ignorance and obvious tourist appearance grew thin. He started speed explaining the rich history of the church in four or five sentences. We flew through room after room of towering bronze sculptures, intricately carved ceilings and cracked oil paintings of prophets I'll never remember or recognize.
Finally we got to the mass burial grounds called the Catacombs. According to our annoyed tour guide, the church has stopped renovating these graves because the excursion became to dangerous. What has been unearthed during the digging stretches the entire span of the church. 75,000 people are buried in the 17th century tunnels and many of the bones are stacked in eerie geometric patterns that almost resemble a modern morbid mandala. Theresa was nice enough to stay in the back with me in case I freaked out and panicked due to the tightness or heat. I'm super claustrophobic. But none of the corridors were small enough to touch my shoulders so I never really felt uncomfortable. It was gorgeous down there in the dark dusty, moldy tunnels. Unfortunately, our tour guide pushed us through the catacombs faster than any other room we visited.